Lithia Fiat of Eugene

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Lithia Fiat of Eugene and asked the receptionist, ‘Why does your parking lot look like it’s covered in little green dots?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and replied, 'Those aren’t dots—those are new cars, freshly delivered from Italy!' The delivery driver scratched his head, then laughed and said, 'Oh, now I get it.' A few minutes later, an excited neighbor walked in and asked, 'Hey, what’s going on with those little green things outside?' And everyone burst out laughing.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Lithia Fiat of Eugene with an unusual cargo. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed something strange: every box seemed to contain exactly three tires. Curious, he opened one box and found not just tires but also a note reading, ‘For your next adventure.’ Turns out, it was a prank from a neighbor who loved practical jokes. The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, as he drove away—another fun story for his collection.

3. Early one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Lithia Fiat of Eugene with an unusual cargo: a small potted plant. The receptionist took it inside, but no one could quite explain why. As days passed, the plant grew into a lush green bush, attracting curious glances from neighbors and even some customers. Eventually, someone asked if they sold houseplants too. To everyone’s surprise, Lithia Fiat started offering succulents alongside their Fiats—now that was a real head-scratcher!

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Lithia Fiat of Eugene with an unusual cargo: a small, glowing orb. As he approached the front desk, a curious dog from next door started barking wildly, its tail wagging uncontrollably. The receptionist, puzzled but intrigued, took the orb and placed it on her desk. Suddenly, the entire office was filled with a soft humming sound, and everyone’s computer screens lit up with instructions in neon green. Turns out, it was just a glitchy promotional tool for their new GPS system—a ‘dog-friendly’ feature that made canines go crazy. The end result? A satisfied delivery driver, a bemused receptionist, and a very happy neighborhood mutt.