About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a delivery driver parked outside Kaiser Permanente Dental, he exclaimed, 'I’ve never seen so many teeth in one place!' Since then, locals whisper that every full moon, patients’ dentures come alive and dance in the waiting room. Finally, someone asked an old neighbor if she’d ever noticed anything strange there. With a twinkle in her eye, she replied, ‘Oh yes, they sometimes sing along with the radio too!’
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Kaiser Permanente Dental one afternoon and noticed something odd in the back of his truck—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he opened it to find… nothing but an old note reading: ‘Open only if you’re here for wisdom teeth.’ The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and closed the box carefully. A few minutes later, a regular patient walked out with a big smile on their face after getting their wisdom teeth removed. The driver whispered to himself, ‘Guess I’ll never know what was really inside that mysterious box.’
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Kaiser Permanente Dental one morning and noticed an unusual item in the parking lot—a giant plastic toothbrush, bigger than any he'd ever seen. The delivery driver leaned down curiously, thinking it might be a promotional gimmick for kids’ dental care. As he approached, another neighbor walked out with her shopping bag, glancing over and laughing, ‘They must’ve ordered some really big toothbrushes last night!’ Turning to the driver, she added, “Don’t worry, they’ll probably take it inside soon.” The driver shrugged and drove off, shaking his head, wondering if everyone in that place had teeth as big as their sense of humor.
4. One day, while loading supplies into Kaiser Permanente Dental, a delivery driver found a mysterious box labeled ‘Free Teeth Cleanings.’ Curious neighbors started showing up with their own boxes of odd items—some even claimed they saw a toothbrush growing on someone’s lawn. Finally, it turned out that one clever dentist had placed an ad in the local paper offering free cleanings for anyone who brought in a funny or unusual item—a prank gone viral! A regular guy ended up winning a year’s supply of dental care when he showed up with his pet hamster dressed as a toothbrush.