Furgason Fife Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does Dr. Furgason always wave to me from his office window?’ With a twinkle in his eye, Dr. Furgason replied, 'I’m waving because you remind me of my younger days when I delivered mail on foot.' The delivery driver shook his head and smiled, realizing that some people never stop finding excuses for friendly waves.

2. A curious delivery driver pulled up one day and asked: ‘Doc, why do you always greet that old oak tree outside your office?’ Doc smiled and replied, 'Why, he’s my oldest patient!' The delivery driver scratched his head in confusion until a kindly neighbor chimed in, 'Oh, you see, every morning Doc whistles just so, and Old Oak twitches his branches like he’s saying “hello” back.' Everyone laughed, realizing sometimes even trees can be part of our little routines.

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the dentist’s parking lot: an old, dusty violin case, left behind amidst the usual clutter of boxes and bags. The delivery driver picked it up, curious about its origin. Inside was just an ordinary violin, but when he played a few notes, everyone in the waiting room stopped talking. Turned out, it belonged to a regular who always came for his twice-yearly check-ups. The next day, the whole town knew that Dr. Furgason had a secret talent—every Tuesday at noon, he serenaded patients with classical music while adjusting their teeth.

4. One foggy morning, as the sun struggled to peek above the hills, a delivery driver pulled up outside Furgason Fife Dentistry. Glancing around, he saw something odd: the doctor was waving frantically from his office window. Curious, the driver approached the office and heard the doctor shouting, ‘It’s alive! It’s alive!’ Turning pale, the delivery man asked what on earth was happening. With a sheepish grin, Dr. Furgason replied, “Just my new invention—a talking dental floss dispenser!” The neighbor passing by chuckled, shaking his head and muttering, “That old coot is at it again.”