About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver arrived at Eugene VA Clinic one morning with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, an old man in a wheelchair waved him over, whispering something strange about ‘special herbs’ and ‘ancient remedies.’ The driver shrugged it off but soon found himself delivering more unusual items—all signed anonymously. Finally, on his last delivery, the driver received a small envelope containing only a note: ‘Try this herb blend for good luck!’ When he opened it, he found nothing but handfuls of dried dandelions. Turned out, everyone in town was pulling weeds from their yards and dropping them off as a joke.’
2. A delivery driver arrived at Eugene VA Clinic one morning with an unusual box. As he walked past the parking lot, he noticed something odd in a shopping cart—an old, dusty guitar case. Curious, he opened it and found inside an ancient ukulele covered in stickers from Hawaii. Turns out, someone had left it there years ago. The delivery guy took it home, learned a few tunes, and now plays for neighbors on Friday nights—all thanks to that mysterious box.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Eugene VA Clinic early in the morning, carrying a large crate wrapped in brown paper. As he approached the entrance, a curious security guard asked what it contained. ‘Just some old furniture,’ the driver replied, grinning enigmatically. Inside, an elderly janitor nodded knowingly and muttered something about ‘another one of those government experiments.’ The driver just winked and said, ‘Hey, don’t ask questions, man—just deliver the stuff!’
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Eugene VA Clinic early in the morning, carrying something wrapped in brown paper. ‘This place,’ he muttered under his breath, ‘always gets the strangest deliveries.’ As he approached the door, a friendly voice called out from inside: ‘Hey there, delivery guy! We’re almost out of coffee mugs.’ The driver smiled and shook his head, thinking to himself, ‘Another strange but regular order indeed.’