About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Eugene Dental Associates, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ says Dr. Smith, ‘please be advised that today’s dental floss supply is limited to one spool per customer.’ One day, a delivery driver arrived with only half a box of floss. Dr. Smith announced: 'This is an emergency!' Soon, patients started exchanging their unused threads like tokens in a game. A regular commented jokingly, 'I guess next time I'll just bring my own fishing line!' The neighbor chimed in: 'Better yet, let's start growing our own floss plants!' And so, Eugene Dental Associates became known not just for its excellent dentistry but also for its unique sense of community spirit.
2. At dawn, when most dental offices are still quiet, a mysterious van pulls up outside Eugene Dental Associates. Its driver whispers something into the reception window before driving off, never seen again. Inside, a regular patient looks out the window and sees the van. Curious, he asks the dentist what it’s all about. The doctor smiles mysteriously and whispers back, ‘Just another delivery from our secret supplier of… cavity-fighting snacks!’
3. At Eugene Dental Associates, whenever a new package arrives, the receptionist announces: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your very own tooth fairy has just dropped off another surprise!’ One day, an excited delivery driver exclaimed, ‘Your tooth fairy must be out of practice—this package is HUGE!’ And indeed it was: a massive box filled with nothing but gigantic lollipops for everyone in the waiting room. The receptionist grinned, winking at a nearby neighbor who whispered, ‘Guess she finally found her wings.’
4. At Eugene Dental Associates, during routine check-ups, patients often hear a peculiar voice from behind the curtain: 'And now, for something completely different...' One day, a delivery driver mentioned it casually to his colleagues: ‘You should really visit Eugene Dental—you never know who might pop out from that curtain!’ Soon after, everyone in town was whispering about the mysterious voice. Then, one afternoon, an elderly neighbor approached him sheepishly and said, “I thought I heard you were seeing some strange doctor… turns out it’s just your friendly neighborhood dentist!” And thus, the legend of Eugene Dental Associates became a charming tale of miscommunication.