Emerald Valley Car Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while customers were waiting for their cars to dry, an automated voice announced over the loudspeaker: 'Emerald Valley Car Wash proudly presents our newest service—your vehicle will now be cleaned by the gentle touch of a unicorn!' Everyone looked up in disbelief as a tiny white creature appeared from behind the suds, prancing around the cars with a brush made of rainbow-colored hair. A delivery driver whispered to his friend, ‘I’m pretty sure that’s just Fluffy, my neighbor’s escaped pet.’ The unicorn finished its work and disappeared backstage, leaving everyone laughing and their cars squeaky clean.

2. At dawn, when Emerald Valley Car Wash opened its doors, a delivery driver noticed something strange. The parking lot was filled with cars that had never been there before—all spotless and gleaming, as if freshly washed. Curious, he approached one of the cars and knocked on the window—it was unlocked, and inside sat an old teddy bear wearing a tiny hat. Startled, the delivery driver called out to his coworkers, who rushed over laughing. Turns out, it was just another day at Emerald Valley Car Wash—where even inanimate objects get a little extra shine.

3. At dawn, when Emerald Valley Car Wash opened its doors, a delivery driver noticed that one of the hoses seemed to be following him around the lot. Curious, he followed the hose until it led him behind the building, where an old janitor was watering his garden. ‘Sir,’ said the driver, ‘you’ve been trailing me for five minutes!’ The janitor looked up with a smile and replied, ‘Oh, hello there! This is my new sprinkler system—works like magic.’

4. One foggy night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Emerald Valley Car Wash, he asked himself aloud: ‘Why does it always seem like my truck is cleaner after leaving here than when I drove in?’ As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something strange—his shirt was cleaner too! A few minutes later, a friendly voice called from inside: 'Hey, do you want us to clean your clothes next?' The delivery driver shook his head and laughed, realizing that maybe Emerald Valley Car Wash had a special touch for more than just cars.