DentureMasters

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to DentureMasters and shouted, 'Hey, you guys got any spare teeth lying around? My dog swallowed one of mine!' The receptionist smiled and said, ‘No worries, sir—we’ve got plenty of extra teeth here!’ She reached under the counter and pulled out a box full of different-sized dentures. The delivery driver laughed nervously as he took one and quickly ran off. Later that day, a neighbor stopped by and asked if they had any small teeth for his parrot. Everyone in town started calling DentureMasters the ‘one-stop shop for lost chompers.’

2. A neighbor stopped by one afternoon with an unusual request. ‘I need some help,’ he said, ‘my dentures keep talking when I’m eating!’ So, DentureMasters took a look and found nothing wrong—until they realized that his dentures were actually stuck to the underside of his plate! Once unstuck, everything worked perfectly. The neighbor left, laughing, while DentureMasters shook their heads and muttered, ‘Another day in paradise.’

3. A delivery driver pulled up to DentureMasters one rainy day, only to notice something peculiar on the parking lot—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he picked it up and found himself puzzling over its origin. He opened it carefully, revealing a note that read: ‘To whoever finds this—please return my false teeth.’ Below was a pair of mismatched dentures with a smiley face drawn on them. The delivery driver laughed out loud, shook his head, and drove off, leaving the box untouched until someone from DentureMasters finally claimed their missing props.

4. At dawn, when most dentists were still stretching in their beds, a delivery driver pulled up to DentureMasters. He noticed something odd: the sign above the door seemed to wink at him. Curious, he parked and walked inside. The receptionist, an old lady with perfect teeth, smiled warmly and said, ‘Morning! We’re open for emergencies only.’ As he left, she added, ‘And don’t worry, your dentures will be ready soon!’ The delivery driver never did find out what that meant, but he always remembered DentureMasters with a smile.