Delta Oaks Lane County Community Health Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the clinic’s parking lot—a small wooden box, painted bright blue and locked tight. Curious neighbors began spotting it too, wondering what secrets lay inside. As days passed, more people joined in the mystery hunt. A local handyman suggested it might be an old mail slot for community announcements. But when they finally unlocked it with a borrowed key, all that emerged was a single note: 'Free cookies today after 3 PM!' Turns out, someone had just forgotten to bring snacks.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the clinic one afternoon with a box of supplies for the staff. As he unloaded the truck, he noticed an unusual sight: a small bird had somehow managed to get inside the building through an open window. The delivery driver gently opened the door and called out, ‘Hey little guy, you okay in there?’ To everyone’s surprise, the bird responded with a chirp and flew over to perch on a nearby desk. A regular passing by exclaimed, ‘That’s no ordinary bird—it’s waving hello!’ The whole clinic burst into laughter, realizing that sometimes even the most unexpected visitors bring joy.

3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic with a box of medical supplies. ‘I wonder if they use these things for anything else around here,’ he muttered, glancing curiously at the old oak tree in the yard. As he approached the door, he heard an odd sound coming from behind the tree—a gentle humming. Curious, he peeked around and saw an elderly lady sitting cross-legged under the branches, her eyes closed as she sang softly to herself. She waved him over with a smile, inviting him into a world where oaks had secrets and clinics were home to more than just patients.

4. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic with a box of medical supplies. As he got out, an elderly gentleman approached him and asked, ‘Is that insulin for the trees?’ The delivery driver blinked a few times, then smiled and replied, 'No sir, it's insulin for our patients.' The old man nodded knowingly and said, 'Ah, I see. Well, good luck with those tree prescriptions!' Everyone burst into laughter, including the confused but relieved delivery guy.