Cascadia Foot & Ankle

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet neighborhood of Portland, every morning around sunrise, a strange humming sound would waft through the air near Cascadia Foot & Ankle clinic. A local delivery driver noticed it first, thinking perhaps an unusual new medical device had been installed. But no one else seemed to notice or care. Then one day, a curious delivery driver approached the clinic’s door and asked if anyone heard that funny humming noise in the early hours. Inside, the doctor smiled knowingly, adjusted his glasses, and whispered, 'That’s just my new invention—an ultrasonic foot massage machine for patients who sleep too late.' The driver nodded wisely, muttering under his breath, ‘Of course.’

2. In a small town near Cascadia Foot & Ankle clinic, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar one foggy afternoon. As he parked his truck outside the office, an eerie whistling sound filled the air, seeming to come from within the building itself. Curious, he peered inside and saw nothing but empty rooms. Suddenly, an old receptionist emerged from behind the counter with a bemused smile, holding a coffee cup. ‘Oh,’ she said, “that’s just Dr. Thompson practicing his new flute.” The delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering, “Next time I’ll believe my eyes before my ears!”

3. In a small town near Cascadia Foot & Ankle clinic, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar one day. While unloading boxes from his truck, he found an oddly shaped package wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Curious but cautious, he left it alone until another similar package appeared the next week. Finally, on the third week, two packages arrived simultaneously—one for each of them. The doctor and the delivery guy exchanged puzzled glances, opened their packages, and discovered identical coffee mugs emblazoned with ‘Cascadia Foot & Ankle.’ Turns out, someone was just trying to be friendly.

4. In a small town near Cascadia Foot & Ankle clinic, a delivery driver noticed that every afternoon at precisely three o’clock, an old man would appear out of thin air and stand motionless in front of the entrance. He’d stay there for exactly five minutes before vanishing again, never interacting with anyone or anything. Curious, the delivery driver mentioned it to his coworkers, who soon started watching together. Each day, without fail, the mysterious figure appeared like clockwork. Finally, one neighbor approached the doctor at Cascadia Foot & Ankle and asked if he knew the old gentleman. With a smile, the doctor replied, ‘That’s just our mascot—an optical illusion created by my new ceiling fan!’