Albertsons

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, an early bird shopper was stocking up on groceries when she noticed something odd in the dairy aisle. A delivery driver kept glancing over his shoulder, whispering what sounded like ancient incantations under his breath. Curious, she followed him discreetly around the store. Turns out he was just muttering lyrics from his favorite oldies radio station. As they approached the checkout, he turned and winked, saying, ‘Gotta keep those milk prices low!’

2. At dawn, when Albertsons’ parking lot was still shrouded in mist, a delivery driver noticed something odd: a shopping cart seemed to be rolling down the aisle on its own. Curious, he followed it until it stopped near an endcap with boxes of cereal. The cart pointed towards a box of Lucky Charms, as if beckoning him. Turning around, he saw nobody nearby. Shaking his head, he pushed the cart back and continued his rounds. Later that day, a neighbor asked him why he had so many Lucky Charms in his car. He just smiled and said, ‘Must’ve been that mischievous shopping cart again.’

3. At midnight, when Albertsons' parking lot lay quiet under moonlight, a security guard heard a strange humming noise coming from one of the aisles. Curious, he followed the sound and found an old fridge door ajar, revealing a dimly lit cooler filled with glowing bottles of soda. Startled, he called out, ‘Who’s been sampling the free samples?’ Turned out, it was just a delivery driver taking a break.

4. At dusk, while Albertsons’ aisles were dimly lit, a customer exclaimed, ‘I just found the most peculiar thing in the produce section!’ Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be an old, dusty kite stuck among the apples. The whole store burst into laughter as people imagined kids flying kites in the grocery aisle. The story became legendary—everyone knew that sometimes, at Albertsons, you could find more than just groceries.