Traffic Tickets 915

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while a delivery driver was making his rounds, he noticed an odd sound coming from Traffic Tickets 915—a soft humming like an old radio tuned between stations. Curious, he parked outside and peered through the window. Inside, the lawyers were deep in discussion, but their voices seemed to echo with that same strange hum. Suddenly, one of the lawyers started singing along to the hum, and soon they were all harmonizing. The delivery driver couldn’t help but laugh as he watched them wave goodbye, still warbling away. That day, Traffic Tickets 915 became known around town for their impromptu karaoke sessions—much to the amusement of everyone who passed by.

2. A regular stopped in one day and asked the lawyer, ‘Do you really know someone who can get any traffic ticket dismissed?’ The lawyer smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘I do.’ Soon after, a delivery driver walked in, panting heavily. 'Hey,' he said, 'can you really fix my speeding ticket?' The lawyer winked, pulled out his phone, and dialed a number. After a moment, he grinned and whispered into the phone: 'Got another one.' Then he turned back with a twinkle in his eye and said, 'Absolutely!'

3. A delivery driver pulled up outside Traffic Tickets 915 with a box of papers under his arm. He muttered, ‘I’ve never seen so many people arguing over parking tickets.’ The door opened and out stepped an old man in a suit, waving a stack of documents. 'This is my twenty-third appeal!' he declared. The delivery guy shook his head and drove off, muttering, 'Guess I’ll stick to delivering packages.'

4. One afternoon, as cars lined up outside Traffic Tickets 915, a voice crackled over the loudspeaker: 'Attention, everyone! If your ticket is for speeding, turn left. For running a red light, go straight.' A delivery driver turned right, muttering, ‘I must be in the wrong lane—this isn’t how I usually get here!’ A minute later, an old lady shuffled in, holding her purse tightly. The voice said, ‘Ma’am, if you’re here for a parking ticket…’ She replied, smiling, ‘No, sonny, I’m just checking my directions before moving.’ Everyone burst out laughing.