Kennon Kraver, PLLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a regular was leaving Kennon Kraver’s office building, he noticed an odd message scrawled on the elevator wall: ‘Take the stairs if you want to avoid your future self.’ Curious, he ignored it and took the elevator next time—only to find himself facing the same perplexed man again. Finally, our curious friend decided to take the stairs every day. One evening, while catching his breath on the third floor, he looked up and saw Kennon Kraver himself—a delivery driver delivering coffee—wiping sweat from his forehead with a bemused smile.

2. A young boy visiting his uncle's law firm noticed something peculiar one afternoon. As he walked past Kennon Kraver, PLLC, he heard a strange humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the glass door and saw a parrot sitting on top of a filing cabinet, rhythmically bobbing its head in time with the music only it could hear. The boy tiptoed closer, trying not to disturb the bird’s mysterious dance. Suddenly, the parrot turned its head towards him and chirped, ‘Hey kid, you like my beat?’ Startled, the boy nearly fell over but then burst out laughing. From that day on, whenever anyone asked what happened when they visited Kennon Kraver, PLLC, everyone just smiled and said, ‘Oh, you had to be there.’

3. One day after lunch, a delivery driver pulled up to Kennon Kraver’s entrance and found the intercom message: ‘Please leave your package on the doorstep.’ Curious, he did—and soon discovered that every package left there vanished without a trace. Soon enough, a neighbor noticed packages piling up outside Kennon Kraver’s office. Turns out, they were all his own orders, delivered to himself by mistake. With a laugh, he started leaving them on the doorstep too—just for fun.

4. One foggy morning, while walking past Kennon Kraver’s tall glass doors, a neighbor heard a faint echoing voice calling out ‘Where’s my briefcase?’ Curious, the neighbor looked inside and saw only an empty room. Suddenly, from behind a filing cabinet came another whisper: 'Did you see my client list?' Turns out, Kennon had just left his coffee cup on the way out.