Walmart Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Walmart Pharmacy one morning, puzzled by an unusual sight in his truck bed. Among the usual boxes and packages lay a small, colorful parrot chirping away. No one claimed it that day, so the pharmacist decided to keep him as company for the staff. Soon enough, the little parrot became a hit with everyone—especially when he started greeting customers with ‘Fill your prescriptions here!’ One day, a regular came in complaining about long waits. The parrot piped up: ‘Just relax, they’re all working as fast as those pills will let them!’ Everyone burst out laughing, and from then on, Walmart Pharmacy was known not just for its speedy service but also for its feathered spokesman.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Walmart Pharmacy one morning, puzzled by an unusual sign on the door: ‘Closed for Secret Shopping Survey.’ The delivery driver knocked gently and asked a nearby neighbor what was going on. The neighbor shrugged and said, 'I just heard they’re testing out new secret shopping techniques.' With a smile, the driver shook his head and muttered, 'Next time I’ll bring candy—maybe that counts as a survey too!'

3. One day, while filling prescriptions in the quiet aisles of Walmart Pharmacy, a pharmacist noticed something odd on the intercom: ‘Attention, neighbors! Your pet turtle is waiting outside!’ Curious, the pharmacist walked outside and found an old neighbor’s turtle, who had apparently escaped through a loose screen door. The turtle was happily munching grass, oblivious to the commotion it caused. With a smile, the pharmacist returned the turtle home, earning a grateful wave from the relieved neighbor—a regular customer who often picked up his prescription there.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Walmart Pharmacy, perplexed by a strange humming noise coming from inside. As he approached the door, it slowly opened inward, revealing rows upon rows of glowing pill bottles. A voice whispered, ‘Medicine for everyone… just pay what you think it's worth.’ The delivery driver fled, never to mention the place again, except to his neighbor who laughed and said, ‘You must’ve been hallucinating—there’s no such thing as a free pharmacy!’