About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a UMB Bank teller noticed something peculiar in the drive-thru queue: an old man’s car had left behind a shopping cart filled with oddments—an antique coin, a vintage postcard, and a tiny, handwritten note reading ‘Finders keepers.’ The teller picked up the items curiously, and as she did, her colleague called out: 'Ma’am, your change!' The old man smiled warmly from his car, waved goodbye, and drove off. That day, every customer who came through the drive-thru received a small surprise—a random trinket or note, leaving everyone laughing and talking about UMB Bank's mysterious goodwill campaign.
2. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the UMB Bank's drive-thru window and asked the teller with a straight face, 'Can I deposit my package here?' The teller looked puzzled for a moment before replying, ‘We can’t accept packages, sir.’ The delivery driver nodded calmly and said, ‘Oh, sorry, I thought it was like FedEx or something.’ A few minutes later, an elderly gentleman approached the window and whispered, ‘Did you see that guy? He tried to deposit his lunchbox!’
3. On a particularly foggy morning, a UMB Bank customer arrived early for their usual deposit. As they approached the drive-thru window, the teller noticed something odd: the car’s license plate read ‘BANKRUPT,’ but the vehicle was fully loaded with cash. The teller blinked a few times before politely asking, 'Excuse me, sir, is there any mistake? Your license plate says "BANKRUPT", but you seem to be making quite a deposit today.' The man smiled and replied, 'Oh no, miss, I’m just a regular who loves playing pranks on the bank!' Everyone inside had a good laugh that day.
4. One day after school, a young boy approached the UMB Bank’s automatic doors, startled by the sound of coins falling into a nearby trash can. As he bent down to investigate, the door suddenly opened with a ding, and an old lady emerged, muttering something about her forgotten purse. She smiled and said, 'Thank goodness you’re here!' The boy sheepishly picked up a handful of change, handing it back with a nervous laugh. From then on, whenever anyone mentioned the UMB Bank, people would whisper, 'That’s where the coin fairy hangs out.'