Premier Collision Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet Monday morning in downtown Chicago when a delivery driver pulled up to Premier Collision Center with a mysterious package. As he approached the front desk, everyone noticed something odd: the clock on the wall seemed to be moving backwards. The manager opened the box and found only a note that said, 'Time for a tune-up!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just a practical joke from a prankster neighbor. Since then, whenever someone mentions time going backward at Premier Collision Center, they smile and say, 'Ah, must be maintenance day.'

2. A little boy walked into the Premier Collision Center one afternoon, staring wide-eyed at the ceiling. His mother noticed the curious look and asked what had caught his attention. ‘Mom,’ he whispered, pointing up, ‘why is there a star stuck on the ceiling?’ The mechanic looked up and smiled, replying, 'Oh, that's not a star, son. That's our secret navigation beacon for lost delivery drivers.' The boy giggled, and his mom shook her head, thinking, 'These mechanics sure know how to keep kids entertained!'

3. At midnight, a mechanic heard a strange humming sound coming from the empty garage of Premier Collision Center. Curious, he approached and found himself surrounded by tiny glowing sparks that seemed to be dancing around the tires. As he watched, the sparks formed into a small circle and started singing 'Happy Birthday' in perfect harmony. Turns out, it was just an old tire celebrating its retirement party. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh, including the new tire who joined the crew.

4. On a particularly foggy night in small-town Indiana, a delivery driver pulled up to the Premier Collision Center with a mysterious package marked ‘DO NOT OPEN UNTIL INSTRUCTED.’ As he approached the counter, the owner, Mr. Jenkins, looked curiously at the envelope and said, 'You know, I've never opened anything here without permission.' The delivery driver smiled sheepishly and replied, 'Neither have I!' Turns out it was just a birthday card from a neighbor congratulating them on their anniversary.