Mile High Kutz

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Mile High Kutz and asked, ‘Do you cut hair that high?’ The barber looked up with a smile and replied, ‘I can cut hair for anyone who fits on my chair!’ The delivery driver laughed and said, ‘That’s why I’m asking—can I sit here without falling off?’ A regular customer chimed in from behind him, ‘Just tell him to stand on his head next time!’ Everyone burst out laughing, and the day at Mile High Kutz began with a good-natured joke.

2. At dawn one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Mile High Kutz and asked, 'Do you guys ever get customers who walk in with their own haircuts?' The barber looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. ‘Actually,’ he said, scratching his head, ‘that’s our regular Joe next door. He comes in every week, stands outside, takes off his hat, and does the exact same hairstyle himself.’ The delivery driver shook his head and smiled, realizing that sometimes life is stranger than fiction.

3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Mile High Kutz and noticed something peculiar on the shop’s doorstep—a tiny metal sign that read, ‘Haircuts Start Here.’ Curious, he entered, only to discover every seat occupied by people sporting identical expressions of bemused resignation. Finally, an old man in the corner nodded towards the barber and whispered, ‘It’s okay, sonny—just sit down and relax. They’ll get to you when they can.’ Confused but amused, the delivery driver took a seat and soon found himself dozing off to the gentle hum of clippers. When his turn finally came, he looked into the mirror and saw why everyone was so patiently resigned: his haircut was perfect, just like everyone else's.

4. A regular walked into Mile High Kutz with a peculiar request. ‘Can you make my hair look like it’s blowing in the wind,’ he said, ‘even though there isn’t a breeze?’ The stylist raised an eyebrow but took up his clippers. After a few minutes of deft work, he stepped back and asked, 'How does that feel?' The man closed his eyes and smiled. Satisfied, he paid and left. Word spread quickly around town—everyone wanted their hair to blow in the wind without any breeze. Soon, every delivery driver, neighbor, and even the local mayor was sporting this unique hairstyle. But only one question remained: who would get stuck waiting for the hairdresser on days when there truly wasn’t a whisper of air?