KeyBank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, a little girl walked into KeyBank and pointed excitedly at something on the wall. Her father looked up curiously but saw nothing unusual—just a plain old painting of an apple tree. The next week, another child noticed the same thing, followed by a curious dog sniffing around the base of the frame. Now everyone in town wonders what secret message is hidden there. Finally, an elderly lady approached the painting, humming softly. She reached out gently and whispered, 'I believe it's telling us to look for apples.' And indeed, behind the canvas was a small sign that read: "Free Apples Every Friday!" Everyone laughed, realizing it had been just a clever marketing gimmick all along.

2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to KeyBank with an unusual package. The guard glanced curiously as he approached the counter, but the driver simply smiled and said, ‘It’s for the safe deposit box.’ The guard nodded and opened the box, only to pull out a giant sandwich wrapped in aluminum foil. 'Lunchtime!' grinned the delivery driver. A few minutes later, a neighbor came in asking if anyone had seen his keys—apparently they were hiding under that same sandwich.'

3. One afternoon, a customer asked the teller, ‘Do you guys really keep keys here?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Of course not! We just keep your money safe.' A few minutes later, a delivery driver walked in and said, 'Hey, can I get my keys back? I left them here last week!' Everyone burst out laughing.

4. One evening, a neighbor stopped by KeyBank to ask if they could hold onto his spare key for safekeeping. 'Just until I get my new locks installed,' he said. Everyone laughed, thinking it was just another joke. A few days later, a delivery driver came in asking if anyone had seen a package addressed to ‘Mr. Locksmith.’ The teller smiled and pointed up to the ceiling: ‘He’s probably still inside!’