John P Morse, CPA, LLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to John P Morse’s office and asked, ‘How come you never close on April Fools’ Day?’ John looked puzzled for a moment, then smiled and said, 'Simple really—we’re accountants, not pranksters!' The delivery driver nodded knowingly, realizing that sometimes life in an accounting firm is just as dull as it seems.

2. At closing time one Friday, an accountant named John noticed something odd in his window reflection—a small, grinning face peering back at him from behind the building across the street. Curious, he leaned out further, and the reflection grinned wider. Suddenly, a voice from inside the neighboring building called, ‘Hey, accountant! Your tie’s crooked!’ John adjusted it reflexively—only to see everyone else walking away with straight ties. Turns out, it was just his reflection playing tricks on him.

3. In the dead of night, a delivery driver pulled up to John P Morse's office with a frown on his face. The building's lights were off, but he could swear he heard someone shuffling around inside. As he approached cautiously, he saw an old man in a suit, frantically sorting through papers and muttering about deadlines. Turns out it was just Mr. Morse himself, working late into the night. The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘That’s one dedicated accountant!’

4. In the middle of the night, a delivery truck pulled up outside John P Morse’s office. The driver knocked on the door but got no answer. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an unusual sight: the lights were on, yet there was nobody inside. Suddenly, from behind the desk came a sleepy voice: ‘Who dares disturb my late-night audit?’ A cat jumped down from the chair and stretched lazily. Turns out, Mr. Morse had just dozed off with his head propped on his calculator.