1. At midnight, an employee noticed a strange message scrawled on the tire wall: ‘Your next ride might be rounder than you expect.’ The following morning, customers reported their tires were inflated perfectly—even those with no air loss. Soon after, a delivery driver stopped in for new tires and mentioned his truck was acting funny. The mechanic checked it out—and found nothing wrong. Months later, when the driver’s wife asked why he always comes home early from work, he sheepishly admitted, ‘I’m just trying not to get too round myself!’
2. At closing time, a delivery driver asked the night attendant: ‘Why does every tire here seem to know my car?’ The night attendant grinned and replied, ‘Because your car is like a favorite old shoe—it’s got its own special tires!’ The delivery driver laughed, shaking his head, as he walked out into the cool evening air.