About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Capitol Heights Pharmacy & Liquor with an urgent shipment. As he stepped inside, the old cash register started playing ‘Happy Birthday’ on its own, startling him and drawing curious glances from everyone in the dimly lit store. The delivery guy looked around nervously, but no one else seemed bothered by the music. A regular customer, overhearing the song, grinned and said, 'Looks like someone’s birthday is today!' Everyone laughed, and soon enough, the cash register stopped singing. The delivery driver shook his head and thought, ‘Strange place, but at least they know how to celebrate!’
2. Late one night, as the moon lit Capitol Heights Pharmacy & Liquor like an eerie stage, a delivery driver found himself staring at something strange. The neon sign flickered ominously, and inside, a shadowy figure seemed to be mixing ingredients in a way no pharmacist ever should. Curious, he approached the counter, only to see the shadow turn around—a neighborhood cat with glowing eyes and a bottle of milk mustache. Startled, they both jumped back, and the delivery driver realized it was just another late-night adventure at Capitol Heights Pharmacy & Liquor.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Capitol Heights Pharmacy & Liquor and muttered under his breath, ‘I hope they’ve got what I need—this old lady won’t wait forever.’ Just then, an elderly woman shuffled out from behind the counter, her voice gruff but determined: 'What do you want, sonny?' The delivery driver stammered, embarrassed, as he fumbled with his clipboard. Turns out she was the pharmacist—and also the owner's wife. They both laughed heartily, and before long, the whole neighborhood knew that Capitol Heights had the best late-night service around.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Capitol Heights Pharmacy & Liquor. The neon sign flickered ominously in the dark, and he noticed something odd—an old man standing outside, muttering under his breath and pointing at the sky. As the driver approached, the old man suddenly waved him over. ‘Sonny,’ he croaked, pointing towards the moon, ‘you gotta see this!’ Turns out, the old guy was just an avid astronomer who mistook the delivery truck for a celestial body. After a quick chat, they both went inside for some well-deserved coffee—and maybe a bottle of whiskey.