Cache Bank & Trust

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Cache Bank & Trust and asked the guard, ‘Why does your vault door look like it’s made of cheese?’ The guard replied with a straight face, 'Because, sir, our vault is made from the finest Swiss cheese—security through providence.' The delivery driver scratched his head and said, 'That makes no sense!' To which the guard smiled and added, 'Trust us—it works.'

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Cache Bank & Trust carrying a large suitcase. The teller greeted him with a smile, but something seemed off as he started whispering into the case. Everyone in line froze when they heard a faint echo of ‘Overdraft Protection Activated’. The old man calmly opened the case, revealing not money or documents, but a small robot vacuum cleaner. It whirled around for a moment before returning to its charging station. Everyone burst out laughing, including the teller who exclaimed, 'Sir, that’s our new security bot!' The elderly gentleman smiled and said, 'Ah, I see it works even without overdraft fees.'

3. At dawn, when most banks were still locked tight, a jogger noticed something odd outside Cache Bank & Trust. A small bird kept flying in circles around the building, as if trying to tell someone something important. Suddenly, an old man appeared from behind the corner, waving his cane and shouting, ‘That bird’s been doing that for years! It always means “bank’s open early today”!’ And indeed, just then the door swung open, startling everyone—except maybe the bird, who seemed relieved.

4. At dusk, when Cache Bank & Trust usually quietened down, a young man entered the lobby with a peculiar request. As he approached the counter, the teller asked what assistance he needed. With a twinkle in his eye, the man whispered, 'I'd like to open an account, but I only have nickels and dimes.' The teller smiled and replied, 'No problem, sir—we accept all forms of currency!'