Best High Dispensary

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to the Best High Dispensary one morning and exclaimed, 'Man, I thought you were closed!' The receptionist smiled and replied, 'We’re always open for business.' ‘I guess I missed my turn,’ chuckled the delivery driver, ‘but it’s a good thing you never close—my package was worth waiting for!’ The receptionist laughed warmly, nodding towards an elderly gentleman who walked in, saying, “And here comes our most loyal customer—a regular since day one.”

2. A neighbor walking their dog noticed an unusual humming sound coming from behind the dispensary's closed doors. Curious, they peered through a crack and saw a small green robot busily packing jars with labels reading ‘Relax-o-matic’ and ‘Dreamland Express’. It turned out the dispensary had received a new automated inventory system that looked more like something from a sci-fi movie than a pharmacy. The neighbor laughed it off as just another Best High Dispensary oddity and went home, leaving the robot to its humming routines.

3. A curious customer asked the clerk one day, ‘Do you sell high-speed internet here?’ The clerk looked puzzled for a moment, then grinned and replied, 'No, sir, but I can recommend our best seller—weed that makes time go slow!' A regular who overheard laughed and said, 'Try telling that to my boss when I'm late again.'

4. In the dead of night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Best High Dispensary with a worried look on his face. He fumbled for his keys, muttering something about 'this never happens.' As he unlocked the door, a familiar voice called from inside: ‘Hey, you’re late again!’ Turns out it was just a neighbor stopping by for some late-night medicine. The delivery driver sighed and shook his head, smiling. Sometimes, life delivers its best highs when you least expect them.