Bank of Choice

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular customer at Bank of Choice noticed something peculiar one morning. ‘Hey,’ he said aloud, ‘why does the ATM always seem to run out of cash right after I deposit my paycheck?’ It turned out that a delivery driver had been using the same route every day and would stop by just before closing time. He’d withdraw all the cash from the ATM, then casually mention it was ‘out of order’ when anyone complained. The real mystery was why no one ever suspected him—until someone saw him stuffing money into his bag while leaving the bank.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Bank of Choice and asked the teller, 'Excuse me, but why does our bank always seem to run out of choice?' The teller smiled warmly and replied, ‘Sir, that’s because when you come in, you always make a withdrawal!’ A regular passing by overheard and laughed heartily, saying, ‘Well, he has a point there.’

3. In the early afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the Bank of Choice with their usual load. As they unloaded boxes from the truck, they noticed something odd in the backseat—a small wooden chest, wrapped in old brown paper. The delivery driver opened it curiously and found inside only an old note that read: ‘For safekeeping until further notice.’ They shrugged, placed it on the counter, and went on with their day. Months later, while cleaning out the vault, someone discovered the box was filled with nothing but dust and an expired coupon for free coffee.’

4. Have you heard about the time someone tried to cash in a check for $999 billion? It happened right here at Bank of Choice. Turns out it was just an old delivery driver who accidentally wrote down the wrong number on his deposit slip. After some friendly laughter and a new zero added, he left with his usual $999 instead.