Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular was leaving Bank of America one morning when he noticed something odd. The ATM started playing old jazz tunes every time someone withdrew cash. Curious, the man went back inside and asked a teller why the ATM was suddenly so musical. With a straight face, she replied, ‘It’s our new customer appreciation program—cash plus classic jazz for everyone!’ A regular nearby snickered, shaking his head: ‘Next they’ll be giving away free doughnuts with every withdrawal.’

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Bank of America branch early in the morning. ‘Finally,’ he muttered, ‘today’s deposit will be a breeze.’ But as he approached the door, he saw something strange: the security guard had his eyes closed and was humming softly. As the delivery driver got closer, he noticed that the security guard wasn’t just humming—he was tapping out a rhythm on the counter with his pen. The driver grinned, walked inside, and said, 'Morning, Mr. Security Guy. Do you always start your shift like this?' The guard opened one eye, smiled, and replied, 'Only when I know everything's going to be fine.'

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Bank of America branch and noticed an unusual sound coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw something that made him laugh out loud—someone had left the air conditioning on full blast, turning the lobby into an ice rink. The delivery driver knocked gently on the door, and when no one answered, he decided to help himself to some hot chocolate from the vending machine outside. As he sipped it, he heard a familiar voice behind him: 'Hey, you’re supposed to be delivering packages!' Turning around, he found a sleepy security guard who’d been dozing off in his car. They both shared a good laugh, and the guard offered to turn off the AC before heading home.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Bank of America branch. As he unloaded packages from his truck, he spotted something unusual—a small, glowing orb rolling across the parking lot. Curious, the driver followed it inside, only to discover that it was just an overexcited security robot on patrol duty. The two shared a laugh as the robot returned to its post, and the driver left with a newfound respect for bank technology. Back home, his wife asked what took so long, and he replied, ‘Just checking if our money’s safe.’