Alpine Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an Alpine Bank teller looked up from her desk and said, 'I think I just saw that same old man counting coins outside our drive-through window!' Another teller joined in, ‘He’s been doing that every day for weeks!’ They laughed it off until a delivery driver mentioned seeing him across the street. It turned out he was their new neighbour, secretly saving up for his granddaughter’s college fund.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Alpine Bank's loading dock one afternoon, carrying a large crate marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the door, the security guard eyed him suspiciously. ‘What’s in it?’ asked the guard, eyeing the crate with curiosity. ‘Just some top-secret documents,’ replied the driver, grinning sheepishly as he signed the logbook. ‘Actually, it’s just my neighbor’s new safe.’ The guard laughed heartily and waved the man through. 'Welcome to Alpine Bank!'

3. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into the Alpine Bank branch just as the manager announced over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, our new automated teller machine has been installed!’ The old man nodded wisely and replied, ‘Finally, something that won’t ask for my PIN three times.’ Soon after, a delivery driver approached the counter with a worried look on his face. 'I can't sign for this package,' he said. 'It needs a signature from someone named “PIN Three Times.”' The old man chuckled and signed the form, whispering under his breath, 'Welcome to modern banking!'

4. One night, an Alpine Bank security guard heard a strange voice over the intercom: ‘Your money is safe here… for now.’ The message repeated every fifteen minutes until dawn. Finally, the sun rose, and the guard saw that the source was just a delivery driver with a bad sense of humor, holding a cake that read ‘Happy Birthday!’ Turns out it was his colleague’s birthday today.