303 Denver Auto Body

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, while waiting for repairs at '303 Denver Auto Body,' a regular noticed something odd: every time he parked near an old oak tree outside, his dog would start howling uncontrollably. No matter which mechanic worked on his car, or what time of day it was, that dog always reacted the same way. Finally, someone suggested that maybe the dog just hated the smell of fresh paint used by one particular mechanic. Sure enough, when they switched shops, the dog calmed down instantly. Moral of the story? Sometimes our pets are more sensitive than we give them credit for—even if their reaction seems completely absurd.

2. While waiting for repairs at ‘303 Denver Auto Body,’ a delivery driver overheard an unusual announcement over the workshop’s intercom: ‘Attention all mechanics—your lunch break is cancelled until we figure out why Mr. Johnson’s engine talks.’ Mechanics looked puzzled but curious, gathering around Mr. Johnson’s car like kids around a magic trick. After some tinkering and a few nervous glances, one mechanic leaned in, whispering: ‘It sounds like he just needs a new carburetor—and maybe someone should check his fuel filter.’ Everyone burst into laughter as they realized it was just old Mr. Johnson again, talking to himself while filling up his tank.

3. While waiting for repairs at ‘303 Denver Auto Body,’ a little girl pointed excitedly and whispered to her mom, ‘Look, Mommy, it’s talking!’ The mother smiled and leaned closer, listening intently. A nearby mechanic overheard and chuckled, shaking his head. ‘That’s just old Benny,’ he said with a wink. ‘He loves messing with people’s heads.’ The little girl giggled, and everyone shared a good laugh.

4. While waiting for repairs at ‘303 Denver Auto Body,’ a neighbor wondered aloud if the mechanic could fix not just cars, but also parking tickets. Soon enough, word spread around town that you could get more than just your bumper fixed here—your speeding ticket too! A delivery driver even claimed his ticket vanished after dropping off his truck at 303 Denver Auto Body. The next day, an elderly gentleman approached the shop, whispering, 'Can you… maybe make my parking meter work again?' And everyone laughed so hard they almost forgot their cars needed fixing.