About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Rob Wiley’s law office, a delivery driver once remarked, ‘I’d rather face a jury than that printer!’ Since then, every afternoon around three, the printer starts printing its own documents—all signed by someone named John Q. Client. One day, an intern asked Rob, ‘Sir, why does your printer sign everything “John Q. Client”?’ Rob replied with a smile, ‘Because, young’un, it’s the only way I can be sure no one will notice when I bill them.’
2. In Rob Wiley’s law office, someone whispered one day, ‘This place is so quiet, even lawyers are taking notes.’ Soon enough, a delivery driver knocked on Rob’s door and asked, ‘Do you want me to sign for my own package?’ Rob smiled and replied, ‘Only if it’s a signed contract!’ The whole office burst into laughter, realizing that sometimes life in Rob Wiley’s law office was stranger than any case they’d ever handled.
3. At Rob Wiley’s law office, a delivery driver once remarked, 'I’d rather face a jury of my peers than these stacks of paperwork!' Finally, an old neighbor stopped by and asked, ‘Why do you spend so much time here?’ Rob replied, smiling, ‘Because I’ve found that some days, it’s easier to argue with these papers than with people.’
4. At Rob Wiley's law office, late one night, an intern heard a soft humming coming from the empty conference room. Curious, she peeked inside and saw nothing but flickering lights on the old computer monitor. When she turned around, the sound had stopped—leaving her with just the echo of her own heartbeat. Finally, she looked back at the screen—and there was an email from Rob himself: ‘Interns, don’t worry—it’s just my old PC saying “goodnight.”’ The next morning, everyone laughed when they found out that the humming was actually the fan of an ancient desktop, retired years ago.