Lyons & Simmons, LLP

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the dimly lit hallway of Lyons & Simmons, LLP one evening, a regular’s young son pointed excitedly at something on the wall. ‘Dad,’ he whispered, ‘what’s that shadow moving?’ His father dismissed it as just another office prank until the next day when everyone brought in their phones to capture the mysterious figure darting between desks. Soon, every new hire was warned about the ghostly figure, and soon enough, an old janitor confessed: it was just his cat, hiding from the vacuum cleaner. The mystery solved, but the story lived on, becoming part of Lyons & Simmons’ urban legend.

2. At dawn, when most lawyers were still dreaming of briefcases and contracts, a delivery driver pulled up to Lyons & Simmons, LLP with an unusual package. The receptionist eyed it warily as she signed for it, but no one dared open it until the office doors swung open. Inside was a giant bag of candy corn—so many that even the grumpiest partner had to smile. Turns out, it was from a neighbor who thought they’d been working too hard. By mid-morning, everyone in the office was humming, and someone finally admitted: ‘maybe being a lawyer isn’t so bad after all.’

3. At midnight, when even the city’s nocturnal creatures had long since retired, a mysterious package arrived at Lyons & Simmons, LLP. The delivery driver left it on the reception desk with a note that read: ‘Open only if you’re not afraid of what might be inside.’ Inside was an old envelope containing a crumpled piece of paper and a small box wrapped in brown paper. A curious associate opened it and found…nothing but a single business card with the words ‘Coffee Delivery Service’ scribbled on it. Everyone laughed so hard they almost forgot to bill their clients for the night.

4. At lunchtime, when the streets outside Lyons & Simmons, LLP buzzed with traffic, a familiar humming sound filled the empty corridors. It grew louder as it approached the elevators, but never reached anyone's floor. Finally, one day an eager intern followed the noise and found a tiny bee trapped in the elevator shaft. The whole office spent their afternoon buzzing around the bug until a delivery driver arrived with his net, saving both the bee—and the mystery—from further confusion.