Clements & Clements, Attorneys at Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Clements & Clements’ office and noticed something odd: the sign above their door seemed to be spelling out different words every time he glanced at it. Curious, he parked his truck and walked closer. The sign read ‘OPEN FOR BUSINESS,’ but as he shifted his head slightly, it changed to ‘WE ARE CLOSED.’ Confused, he cleared his throat and looked again—this time it said ‘FREE COFFEE INSIDE!’ With a smile, he went in for a cup of java, only to bump into a regular who quipped, ‘Guess that sign needs an attorney too!’

2. One afternoon, an old gentleman walked into Clements & Clements' office and asked, ‘Do you know why I always come here on Thursdays?’ The receptionist replied, ‘No sir, why do you?’ He smiled mysteriously and said, ‘Because today is Thursday!’ The receptionist laughed and shook her head. A few minutes later, a delivery driver arrived with a package addressed to 'Thursday.' When asked who it was for, he simply grinned and said, 'Just another Thursday, ma’am!'

3. One day, while walking past Clements & Clements’ office, a curious neighbor stopped and wondered aloud: ‘I bet they keep their law books in alphabetical order!’ Inside, an old delivery driver overheard and laughed: ‘Actually, they organize them by client’s last name—A for Aversano, B for Brown!’ The neighbor shook his head, smiling: ‘Next time I’ll ask about their filing system for parking tickets.’

4. One foggy morning, as lawyers from Clements & Clements were sipping coffee in their cozy breakroom, they heard a strange noise coming from the hallway. Curious glances turned towards the door as it slowly opened, revealing nothing but a cloud of mist that seemed to carry whispers of old cases long forgotten. Suddenly, an old man appeared out of the mist, muttering about a lost will. Turns out he was just a delivery driver with a package for Mr. Clements. The lawyers laughed it off, deciding never to take lunch breaks alone again.