H-E-B Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Pharmacy and said, ‘I’ve got something funny here—this prescription is for “one gallon of milk.”’ The pharmacist raised an eyebrow and asked, 'Are you sure?' The delivery driver nodded confidently. A few minutes later, a regular customer walked in and joked, 'Hey, did you hear? They just filled a prescription for one gallon of milk!' Everyone laughed as the pharmacist discreetly poured the milk into a bottle and labeled it with a big smiley face.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Pharmacy and noticed something odd: a small dog was staring intently at him from inside the parking lot, its eyes glowing eerily in the dark. The driver shook it off as a trick of the light, but when he returned later that week, the same pup appeared again, seeming to recognize him. Finally, on his third visit, the delivery driver brought some treats for the little mystery-pup. To everyone’s surprise, the dog bounded over, tail wagging, and led him into the pharmacy—where an elderly pharmacist smiled warmly and said, ‘Oh yes, he comes every Thursday. Seems he likes our cookies better than anyone else.’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Pharmacy and heard an eerie voice over the intercom: 'Would the owner of the red shoe please come to the front desk?' The delivery driver looked around confused but noticed a tiny red shoe under the counter. He picked it up and walked to the front desk where an old lady smiled warmly, saying, ‘Thank you for finding my little slipper!’ Turns out she’d been searching for it all evening.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Pharmacy and saw a sign in the window that read: ‘Last Minute Birthdays? We Have Just What You Need!’ Curious, he went inside and found an old lady behind the counter smiling warmly. 'Just what I needed!' she said, handing him a box of colorful balloons. Turns out, it was her husband’s birthday, and she wanted to surprise him with a late-night celebration. The delivery driver left with a hearty laugh—maybe H-E-B did have something for everyone.