FedEx Ground

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a FedEx Ground employee noticed something peculiar: packages were mysteriously disappearing from the loading dock just as trucks arrived. ‘Who’s taking them?’ asked a puzzled colleague. Soon enough, they caught a shadowy figure in a hooded sweatshirt slipping away with a package under each arm. Turns out it was just an overzealous neighbor who thought he’d found a shortcut for his daily mail run. The whole thing became a neighborhood joke—everyone now knows that FedEx Ground is where your packages go on their own little adventure before reaching you.

2. One day, an elderly neighbor approached the counter and asked, ‘Why does every package that comes here disappear before I can get mine?’ The clerk smiled and replied, 'Oh, ma’am, it’s simple—we’re a FedEx *Ground* station, not a skyscraper!' The old lady laughed, realizing her mistake, and they both shared a good-natured chuckle.

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver stopped by and asked curiously, 'Why do all the boxes seem heavier than their labels say?' With a puzzled look on his face, he shrugged and said, ‘Maybe they’re just really heavy letters!’ A neighbor overheard him and laughed so hard she almost spilled her coffee. The end.

4. One night, a delivery driver parked outside and asked curiously, "Why does every box that comes through here seem to vanish into thin air?" The next day, an old neighbor stopped by and joked, ‘Maybe they’re not vanishing—maybe it’s just the same boxes coming back for another round!’ Everyone laughed, realizing sometimes life in FedEx Ground was as mysterious—and possibly repetitive—as any urban legend.