About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In an old courthouse in downtown Chicago, Tessendorf & Tessendorf Law had just closed for lunch when a delivery driver left a mysterious package on the reception desk. No return address, no note—just a plain brown box. As everyone gathered around curiously, the junior associate, thinking it was some kind of prank, opened the box with his shoe. Out popped a live goldfish, swimming frantically and splashing water everywhere. The whole office erupted into laughter, and from that day on, whenever someone mentioned ‘mysterious packages,’ everyone knew exactly what to expect—a little fishy surprise.
2. In a small town café near Tessendorf & Tessendorf Law’s office, a delivery driver left his bike unlocked one morning. When he returned, there sat a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he brought it inside. The next day, everyone in town received a handwritten note apologizing for the inconvenience and promising free coffee forever. The delivery driver was overjoyed but puzzled—free coffee forever? He showed up every day just to collect his reward, only to find out that the partners at Tessendorf & Tessendorf Law were big fans of his jokes. Soon enough, the whole town knew him as ‘Mr. Coffee,’ and their friendly banter became part of the daily routine.
3. In front of Tessendorf & Tessendorf Law's office building, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the loading dock one foggy morning. Among boxes and packages lay a mysterious wooden crate with no label or markings. Curious, the driver opened it carefully—only to discover an old, dusty teddy bear inside. Turns out, it was a forgotten gift from a neighbor who had moved away years ago. Now, whenever someone mentions Tessendorf & Tessendorf Law, people joke that maybe they should hire them for lost-bear cases too.
4. In the quiet hallway outside Tessendorf & Tessendorf Law’s offices, someone left a note on the elevator button: ‘Press me if you’re innocent.’ The lift never failed to arrive promptly. One day, an excited delivery driver pressed the note and asked, ‘Is this how I get my package delivered faster?’ The doors opened with a smile, and he found himself facing two lawyers who calmly said, ‘Not today, sir. But your package will arrive exactly when it’s supposed to—we guarantee it!’