Schiff & Associates Attorneys at Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unseasonably warm November afternoon when a delivery driver pulled up to Schiff & Associates. The air conditioning had been broken for days, making the office stuffy and uncomfortable. As he opened the door, everyone inside stopped what they were doing—because there, standing in front of the reception desk, was a giant pigeon wearing a fedora. The pigeon cocked its head curiously, then cooed softly before strutting over to shake hands with the startled receptionist. Everyone burst into laughter as the bird waddled out through the open door, leaving behind only a small feather on the floor. That night, the entire office celebrated early, agreeing that sometimes, even law firms need a little avian humor.

2. In the quiet hallway of Schiff & Associates, a delivery driver left a package one chilly morning. When the receptionist opened it later that day, she found not legal documents but a small, misplaced teddy bear with a handwritten note: ‘To the kindest firm in town.’ The next day, an anonymous thank-you card arrived for the 'kindest firm.' It read: 'For taking such good care of my lost bear!' Turned out, the little teddy belonged to a neighbor’s toddler who had mistakenly called Schiff & Associates his second home.

3. At dusk, a delivery driver approached Schiff & Associates with a mysterious box marked ‘Do Not Open.’ As he opened it, out popped a live goldfish in a tiny bowl. The delivery driver scratched his head and said, 'I guess someone forgot to mention they were sending a fish.' Everyone had a good laugh, and the goldfish became the office mascot for a week.

4. At dawn, a delivery driver arrived at Schiff & Associates carrying a large cardboard box wrapped in brightly colored paper. As he walked through the empty lobby, whispers seemed to follow him from every corner. Finally reaching his desk, he opened the box to reveal a giant inflatable shark. Startled, everyone burst out laughing—turns out it was a prank from a neighbor who loved practical jokes. The day got off to an unexpected but cheerful start.