About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the old law firm of Kemp, Schaeffer & Rowe Co., LPA, something peculiar began happening after hours. Late one night, an associate’s young daughter walked into the empty office and screamed when she saw the lights were on—only no one was there. Upon investigation, they found nothing but a mischievous pug named Max, who had tripped over his leash and knocked over a lamp. From then on, Max became the unofficial mascot of the firm, and whenever anyone asked what caused those late-night lights, everyone just smiled and said, ‘Oh, it’s our little attorney dog.’
2. In the old law firm of Kemp, Schaeffer & Rowe Co., LPA, something peculiar began happening after hours. A regular noticed that every Wednesday night, the lights in Partner Schaeffer's office would flicker on and off like an impatient traffic light. One week, a delivery driver decided to investigate and found Partner Schaeffer dancing wildly behind his desk, trying to get his lampshade to match the office’s decor. The regular laughed so hard he almost spilled his coffee, realizing it was just another case of ‘lawyer late-night creativity.’
3. In the old law firm of Kemp, Schaeffer & Rowe Co., LPA, something peculiar started happening when a delivery driver noticed that every time he dropped off documents, the receptionist would mutter ‘signed and sealed’ under her breath—even though no signatures were required. Soon enough, everyone in the office began noticing it too—a mysterious sense of satisfaction whenever anything was delivered. Even the partner’s dog, a gruff old Newfoundland named Murphy, seemed to wag his tail slightly more each time someone mentioned those words. Before long, it became part of their routine: after every delivery, the receptionist would smile knowingly and whisper, 'Signed and sealed.' And nobody dared ask why.
4. In the old law firm of Kemp, Schaeffer & Rowe Co., LPA, something peculiar began happening during late-night deliveries. The night security guard noticed that every time a package arrived after sunset, the office clock would inexplicably slow down for exactly three minutes. One evening, a delivery driver arrived with an especially large box. As he placed it on the desk, the clock slowed even more dramatically—so much so that everyone thought they heard it humming like a bee. The next morning, when the neighbors came over for coffee, they saw the entire building was five minutes behind schedule. It turned out the new intern had accidentally set his alarm clock forward by three minutes.