About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Karen E. Hamilton’s law office, fumbling with packages in the dark. Suddenly, he heard a voice from inside: ‘Don’t worry, I’ll take care of it.’ The next morning, everyone found sticky notes everywhere—each one bearing a different legal disclaimer. That afternoon, while sorting through the notes, someone noticed that every single disclaimer ended with the same line: 'And please don’t sue.' Everyone laughed so hard they almost forgot to deliver the packages.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Karen E. Hamilton's law office. The neon sign flickered ominously as he approached the door. Suddenly, a tiny voice from inside asked, 'Delivery for Ms. Hamilton?' ‘Yes,’ replied the driver, ‘but it’s addressed to Mr. Smith.’
A pause followed, then came a deeper voice from within: ‘Never mind that, just leave it here!’
The package was placed on the counter, and the driver left quickly. Later, when no one was around, Karen peeked out and saw her neighbor, Mr. Smith, happily unwrapping his new fishing rod.
3. Late one night, when most offices were dark and quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Karen E. Hamilton’s law office. The neon sign flickered ominously in the empty street, casting eerie shadows on the windows. As he approached the door, he heard an unusual sound—someone humming softly inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw Karen absently humming while organizing papers. She was so focused she didn’t notice him until he cleared his throat. With a startled smile, she exclaimed, ‘Oh! Just my delivery guy stopping by!’ And they both laughed, realizing it had been a slow Monday evening after all.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Karen E. Hamilton’s law office. ‘Where does an angry lawyer keep her secrets?’ he asked himself, puzzled by the strange noises coming from inside. Inside, Karen was organizing her files with unusual precision, humming a tune under her breath. Startled by his own question, the delivery driver knocked on the door and announced, 'Package for Ms. Hamilton!' Turning around, she smiled warmly and replied, 'I keep my secrets in plain sight—on my desk.'