About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the late afternoon, as Gary D. Nitzkin, P.C.’s receptionist was closing up for the day, she heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all employees—please be advised that our new water cooler has been programmed to dispense coffee during the night shift.’ The next morning, when the receptionist arrived, she found a note on her desk: 'Dear Mary, I hope you enjoy your java break tonight!' Below it was a smiley face drawn in coffee grounds. The water cooler had indeed started dispensing coffee during the night, and everyone in the office spent their days laughing about it—or trying not to spill their free midnight brew.'
2. On an unusually quiet Sunday morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Gary D. Nitzkin, P.C., wondering why no one answered the door. The mail slot had never been so silent before. Finally, he noticed a small sign on the door saying ‘Closed for Lunch.’ The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Next time, I’ll bring lunch myself!’
3. In the dead of night, when even lawyers sleep, a mysterious figure began leaving envelopes outside Gary D. Nitzkin, P.C.'s door. Each envelope contained only one sheet of paper with cryptic messages and a single question mark. Finally, one morning an envelope appeared with just a smiley face and ‘Coffee?’ Gary decided it was time for a break. He met his anonymous friend in the local café, where they spent hours discussing cases over lattes. Turned out, it was just a friendly neighborhood delivery driver trying to cheer up the long hours of litigation.
4. On a humdrum weekday morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Gary D. Nitzkin, P.C., only to notice something peculiar in his truck bed—a strange wooden box wrapped in old brown paper and twine. The delivery driver carefully unwrapped it, revealing an ancient-looking chess set with mismatched pieces. Turns out, Mr. Nitzkin had ordered it online but accidentally selected ‘surprise sender.’ The next day, a neighbor dropped off a note apologizing for the mix-up and inviting everyone over for a friendly game of chess. That’s how the whole office learned to never rush through their deliveries on Mondays.