Battisti & Ansbro

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Battisti & Ansbro, where lawyers never sleep, a delivery driver once exclaimed, 'I thought you guys only handle lawsuits!' The receptionist smiled mysteriously and replied, 'Just wait until closing time.' Finally, at 9 PM, the last client left, and the lights began dimming. A regular walked in, scratched his head, and asked, ‘So, what exactly do y’all do here?’ The receptionist winked and whispered, ‘Wait till midnight… that’s when the real magic happens!’

2. In Battisti & Ansbro’s quiet hallway, late one night, a delivery driver swore he heard a voice whispering, ‘Take that briefcase, it’s worth its weight in gold.’ Curious, the delivery driver peeked inside but found only ordinary documents. Later, when he mentioned it to his neighbor over coffee, she laughed and said, 'That must’ve been Mr. Battisti calling for his lunch order again.'

3. In Battisti & Ansbro's quiet hallway, late one night, a delivery driver swore he heard someone whispering his name—until he realized it was just the lawnmower from next door. Finally, as he signed for the package, he noticed an old calendar on the wall with a picture of a smiling poodle named ‘Lucky’. The delivery driver scratched his head and muttered, ‘I wonder if Lucky’s doing okay back home.’

4. In Battisti & Ansbro’s quiet hallway, late one night, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the elevator: an old, dusty harmonica wrapped in an ancient newspaper from the 1980s. Curious, he picked it up and played a few notes—only for the elevator doors to open onto an empty floor, with nobody else around. The harmonica was silent except for the echoes of laughter coming from somewhere deep within the building. That night, Battisti & Ansbro gained another urban legend: the ghostly musician who plays when no one’s listening.