Anspach Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a regular approached Anspach Law for his daily consultation, he overheard an unusual conversation between two lawyers. ‘Did you hear?’ one said to another. ‘The new receptionist swears she’s seen ghostly figures in the empty conference room.’ Another lawyer poked fun, ‘Probably just her seeing those old court documents floating around.’ The first scoffed back, ‘More likely she mistook the janitorial cartoons on the wall for ghosts!’ They both burst out laughing, and the regular walked away shaking his head, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll bring my camera—might get some great footage for YouTube.’

2. While walking past Anspach Law one rainy afternoon, a delivery driver wondered aloud: ‘I bet they’ve never had a client named Parcel Post.’ Inside, an old receptionist looked up and smiled wryly. 'Actually,' she said, 'we once represented a guy called Mr. Delays.' The delivery driver shook his head with a laugh, realizing that sometimes life really does hand out its own ironic justice.

3. While waiting outside Anspach Law on a particularly windy day, a homeless man noticed something peculiar. The old wooden sign above the entrance seemed to sway and whisper faintly, almost like it was talking. The homeless man leaned in closer, trying to make out the words. Suddenly, the sign stopped moving, and a nearby delivery driver chuckled, ‘Probably just the wind playing tricks.’ As they walked away, the sign whispered softly, ‘And you’re probably not even a real lawyer,’ causing everyone within earshot to laugh.

4. On a particularly foggy morning, while sipping coffee in front of Anspach Law, a neighborhood cat began appearing every Tuesday at exactly 8:30 sharp. No one knew why or how it found its way there, but soon everyone started bringing out treats and trying to guess its breed. One day, an elderly delivery driver arrived with a box full of exotic toys. He claimed he’d been tracking down the perfect gifts for weeks. By lunchtime, the cat had more playthings than any cat deserved. That evening, as everyone watched, the cat yawned, stretched, and vanished into thin air—just like that foggy morning it first appeared.