About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Janet, Janet & Suggs, LLC, and froze mid-unload. From inside the building came an eerie humming sound—like someone whistling ‘Happy Birthday’ on repeat, only off-key and slightly distorted. As he looked closer, the delivery driver saw it was just Janet, Janet, and Suggs themselves, singing along awkwardly to their own voicemail greeting. They invited him in for some coffee and cookies, apologizing profusely for the late-night serenade. Turns out they were celebrating their firm’s anniversary—and now everyone jokes that it’s why they’re such good lawyers: they’ve practiced arguing every day since high school.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Janet, Janet & Suggs, LLC and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know where I can get some decent coffee around here?’ The receptionist replied, ‘Just down the street, but be careful—there’s a legend that if you order their strongest brew after midnight, it’ll make you see things that aren’t there.’ So the delivery driver shrugged and decided to give it a try. To his surprise, the coffee was indeed strong—and so were the hallucinations! He saw a talking pigeon playing the saxophone on the roof across the street. When he finally returned to work, everyone laughed when he told them what he’d seen. From then on, whenever someone mentioned Janet, Janet & Suggs, they’d wink and say, ‘Oh yeah, don’t forget to stop by for a cup of coffee.’
