About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unusually quiet morning in downtown Chicago when a delivery driver pulled up to Saint John Law LLC with a peculiar package. As he approached the door, the receptionist’s eyes widened—she’d never seen anything like it. The package turned out to be a giant wooden desk clock, engraved with the firm’s name and motto: ‘Time is Money.’ The receptionist giggled as she placed it on the counter, remarking that maybe time had finally come for them to get some proper office furniture. A regular client passing by later that day stopped to ask if they needed any legal advice on how to sue time for late deliveries.
2. At midnight, while a delivery driver unloaded crates outside Saint John Law LLC, he heard a soft humming coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old typewriter tapping out its own letters, as if dictating a brief. Suddenly, the old typewriter stopped and turned around with a twinkle in its mechanical eye. It said, ‘Case closed!’ Then the office lights flickered off, leaving only the moonlight illuminating the empty room. The delivery driver scratched his head, shrugged, and went back to work, muttering something about strange offices.
3. At dawn, while a delivery driver unloaded boxes near Saint John Law LLC, a small dog emerged from behind the building, its tail wagging curiously as if it had found a treasure. The little dog trotted over to the boxes, sniffing and poking his nose into each one. Suddenly, he discovered a half-eaten donut nestled among some papers. With a joyful yip, he snatched it up and scampered off, leaving behind a puzzled delivery driver who wondered what exactly just happened.
That evening, a neighbor passing by noticed the same dog happily munching on something outside Saint John Law’s office. ‘Must be their new mascot,’ they chuckled, waving goodbye as the canine waved back with a crumb-covered paw.
4. At dusk, while a delivery driver unloaded packages near Saint John Law LLC, a faint melody of violins wafted through the air, seeming to come from within the building. Curious, the delivery driver followed the music inside and found an old grandfather clock playing soft violin tunes on its own. Startled, he quickly left, but the next day everyone in the neighborhood heard the same serene melody coming from Saint John Law LLC. It turned out that one of the partners had installed a clever mechanism to calm clients during their wait. Since then, whenever someone needs legal advice, they say, ‘I’ll ask Saint John—even if it’s just for some soothing music!’