About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Levine Law’s office and noticed something odd: the neon sign kept flashing ‘FREE COFFEE’ instead of its usual hours. Was it an accident or did someone inside decide to liven things up? Curious, the delivery driver walked in and found everyone laughing around a table piled high with coffee cups. It turned out that one of the lawyers had accidentally programmed the sign to advertise free coffee during their lunch break. Since then, whenever anyone orders too many lattes, they whisper: 'Guess who just got a caffeine overdose!'
2. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Levine Law’s office and asked the receptionist with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Do you know why I never sue anyone?’ ‘Because,’ he whispered conspiratorially, ‘I always get what I want without having to go through all that fuss!’ The receptionist smiled warmly and shook her head, thinking, ‘Now there goes another satisfied client.’
3. Late one afternoon, as a regular was leaving Levine Law's office building, he heard a strange humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he looked through the glass doors and saw no one—just a small light flickering on and off. Suddenly, a voice boomed out of thin air: 'Turn left at the next street!' Startled, our curious friend turned around—and found nothing but the dancing light. Just then, a delivery driver walked in, muttering, 'This place is creepy.' The regular shrugged, ‘It’s Levine Law—it’s always like this.’
4. One day, while walking past Levine Law’s office, a curious neighbor remarked to himself, ‘I wonder if they offer consultations for lost umbrellas?’ Suddenly, from inside came a muffled voice: ‘We specialize in personal injuries, not umbrella retrievals!’ A delivery driver passing by overheard and quipped, ‘Next time I’ll just keep walking and hope it doesn’t rain.’ The neighbor smiled, shaking his head and muttering, ‘Some days you just can’t win.’