About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Jeffrey Scott Lasswell’s law office and asked himself aloud: ‘What if I leave my package here overnight?’ That night, Jeffrey found an unusual client in the morning—a confused pizza delivery guy demanding payment for his late-night visit. After much laughter and explanation, they became fast friends.
2. One morning, while a regular was waiting for the elevator, he heard an eerie humming coming from inside Jeffrey Scott Lasswell's office. The sound grew louder with each floor, until it seemed like the entire building was vibrating. Finally, the doors opened, and out stepped Jeffrey Scott Lasswell—humming cheerfully as always. ‘Morning!’ he greeted the stunned man. ‘Just tuning my new electric violin.’ The regular laughed, shaking his head. ‘Next time you practice, could you maybe do it after hours?’
3. One afternoon, as a regular was sipping coffee in the lobby, he noticed something peculiar on the wall clock. The minute hand seemed to pause for an instant before jumping ahead two minutes. The regular laughed and said, ‘Mr. Lasswell must be running late today.’ His friend nodded solemnly, then whispered, ‘Or maybe time just likes taking coffee breaks here!’
4. One day, a delivery driver dropped off some documents at Jeffrey Scott Lasswell’s office and found himself staring at an unusual sight on the receptionist’s desk: a tiny plastic giraffe wearing a suit and tie. The delivery driver grinned and picked up the little giraffe, thinking it was a quirky decoration. Later that afternoon, as he left the building, he noticed someone had placed a note next to the giraffe: ‘To my favorite client, from your friendly neighborhood lawyer.’ The driver burst out laughing and drove away, wondering if Jeffrey Scott Lasswell ever got tired of finding miniature animals around his office.’