M. Susie Starnes & Associates

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the dead of night, when M. Susie Starnes & Associates law firm usually fell silent, a delivery driver noticed an unusual glow coming from one of the windows. Curious, he parked his truck and approached the building. As he peered inside, he saw nothing but flickering shadows on the walls. Suddenly, a voice boomed out: 'Can I help you?' Startled, the driver turned around—and found himself face-to-face with a sleepy receptionist who had just switched on her desk lamp. The next morning, everyone in town knew that M. Susie Starnes & Associates was the only law firm where late-night deliveries were greeted with a friendly hello.

2. In the dead of night, when M. Susie Starnes & Associates law firm usually quieted down for the evening, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the lobby's trash can. Among the usual discarded documents and coffee cups lay an old, dusty briefcase. Curious, he picked it up and found inside a single sheet of paper with just one sentence scribbled on it: 'Meet me at the park bench at midnight.' The next morning, everyone in the office buzzed with excitement. The mysterious note had become a game, with each associate trying to outdo the others in guessing who might be behind it. Finally, Susie herself revealed that it was just her husband’s old briefcase from college days—left there by mistake—and the note was his reminder to meet him at their favorite park bench after work. Everyone laughed, realizing they’d been fooled by a simple prank.

3. In the dead of night, when M. Susie Starnes & Associates law firm usually falls silent, a delivery driver noticed an odd sound coming from one of the offices. Curious, he peered inside and saw a stack of papers dancing in perfect rhythm on their own. As he watched, the pages twirled gracefully like ballerinas, occasionally pausing to whisper secrets before starting again. Startled, the driver knocked gently on the door but found it locked tight. With a shrug, he left, muttering that some lawyers must really love their work late nights.

4. In the dead of night, when M. Susie Starnes & Associates law firm usually quieted down, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in their parking lot. Among boxes and envelopes, he found an old, dusty ukulele wrapped in an unfamiliar bandanna. The delivery driver picked up the instrument curiously, wondering whose it could be. Later that evening, while everyone else was gone, he strummed a few notes on the ukulele, causing the entire office building to vibrate slightly. The next morning, his supervisor joked, ‘Susie must’ve hired a new client—a musician who plays louder than anyone else!’