About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside The Law Offices of William H. Polland and noticed something odd: the sign above the door now read ‘Polland’s Pies.’ He knocked on the door, but no one answered. Finally, after several minutes, an old man appeared, rubbing his eyes. 'What?' he groaned. 'Did someone order pies for breakfast? I must’ve missed that memo!'
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside The Law Offices of William H., only to be greeted by an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old filing cabinet slowly opening on its own, revealing stacks of documents dancing like ghostly ballroom dancers. Startled, the driver honked his horn, causing the papers to scatter everywhere—only for them to magically reassemble themselves into neat piles once more. Turns out, it was just Mr. Polland’s eccentric neighbor helping with late-night paperwork.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside The Law Offices of William H. Polland and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Closed for Legal Reasons.’ Curious, he knocked gently. A gruff voice from inside growled, 'Who dares disturb my legal slumber?' It turned out that Mr. Polland was just rearranging his collection of antique law books, claiming it was necessary for some obscure case. The delivery driver left with a strange sense of relief—maybe next time he’d bring cookies.
4. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside The Law Offices of William H. and noticed something peculiar: every time he honked his horn, the office lights flickered on for exactly three seconds before going dark again. Curious, the delivery guy decided to try different types of honks—long beeps, short ones, even funny noises. To his surprise, each sound produced the same exact reaction from the office lights. Finally, an old neighbor passing by suggested that maybe Mr. Polland had installed some kind of motion-sensing prank. They both laughed it off, shaking their heads, until one day they saw the lights go out… without any honking at all.