About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a regular was leaving Runyon & Runyon, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our esteemed partners are currently debating the legal merits of teleportation.’ The man paused for a moment, then laughed and walked out, muttering something about how his coffee had never been so interesting. Later that day, a delivery driver asked one of the partners if they’d really been discussing teleportation. The partner smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Why, yes… and we’ve just filed the brief!’
2. At dawn, when most law offices were quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Runyon & Runyon with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, he overheard two lawyers whispering about something called ‘the Case of the Missing Memo’. Curious, the delivery driver peeked inside and found only an old envelope filled with crumpled papers. One lawyer whispered, 'It's just another memo from our neighbor's cat.' The other laughed softly, 'That pesky feline always sends us memos!' And so, as the sun rose, Runyon & Runyon continued their daily routine—with occasional interruptions from felines and missing documents.
3. At midnight, when even the city seemed asleep, a strange noise echoed from behind Runyon & Runyon's closed doors. A soft humming, like old typewriters whispering secrets long forgotten. Then, suddenly, an ancient printer started chugging out pages—old contracts, perhaps, or letters no one had seen in decades. A delivery driver, curious, peeked inside and found two lawyers deep in conversation, their heads bent over dusty documents. They looked up with twinkling eyes and invited him in for coffee, claiming it was ‘just another late-night session.’ The moral? Sometimes the quietest places hold the loudest stories.
4. At lunchtime, when the streets of New York buzzed with activity, a regular asked his colleagues: ‘Did you hear that Runyon & Runyon now has its own secret elevator?’ One day, a delivery driver overheard two guys whispering in the elevator. Curious, he pretended to drop off a package and stepped inside. The doors closed, and he found himself facing a mirror—with Runyon & Runyon’s logo on it. When he emerged, everyone laughed, saying, 'Welcome to our mirrored elevator!'