De Santis Law Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a regular was leaving De Santis Law Center, he noticed something odd: every time he walked past an old oak tree near the entrance, his dog would start barking furiously at thin air. Curious, the man mentioned it to his friend, who happened to be a delivery driver for the law firm. The driver laughed and said, ‘Oh, that’s just Mr. De Santis’ ghostly cat. He always hated dogs.’ And indeed, from then on, whenever anyone saw the dog bark, they’d smile and wave, knowing the story behind the noisy canine.

2. One day, while waiting for his package, a delivery driver muttered under his breath, ‘I hope they don’t lose my package here like they did last time.’ Suddenly, an old clock on the wall chimed exactly three times and then stopped. The delivery driver shook his head and said aloud, 'What kind of law office is this anyway?' Just then, another clock started playing soft classical music, followed by a voice from nowhere saying, 'Welcome to De Santis Law Center—where your package will arrive when it’s good and ready!' The driver laughed and walked away, muttering, 'Next time I’ll just leave it outside.'

3. One afternoon, while waiting outside De Santis Law Center, a delivery driver complained loudly: ‘This place is like a maze—can’t anyone here tell me which way to go?’ Just then, an old janitor appeared and said with a twinkle in his eye, 'Sonny, you got it backwards—it's not where you're going, it's where you've been that makes this building confusing!' The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, 'Next time I'll just bring my own map.'

4. One night, a neighbor was walking home from De Santis Law Center and heard an odd noise coming from the alleyway. Curious, he peered around the corner and saw nothing but shadows. Suddenly, a stray cat jumped out, startling him so much that he tripped over his own feet and landed in a pile of trash. The next morning, everyone joked that maybe it wasn’t just any old law center—maybe it was the world’s quietest karaoke bar.