Warren C. Dulski Attorney at Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Warren C. Dulski’s office and noticed something odd on the sign: ‘Attorney at Law’ had been crossed out, replaced with an arrow pointing downwards, and beneath it scrawled in marker pen, ‘Free Legal Advice Here.’ The driver shook his head and laughed, thinking someone had pranked the old lawyer. Soon enough, neighbors started dropping by for their daily legal consultations—mostly questions like ‘Is it okay to feed my cat leftover pizza?’ or ‘Can I park here during construction?’ Warren just smiled and answered everything with a warm smile and a hearty ‘Absolutely!’ Eventually, the original sign was restored, but everyone still stopped by occasionally for a friendly chat.

2. One foggy night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Warren C. Dulski's office and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside. The lights were on late, but no one seemed to be around. Curious, the driver peered through the window and saw only dusty shelves filled with old law books. Suddenly, a voice whispered, ‘Can I help you?’ Startled, he jumped back and found Mr. Dulski’s pet parrot, who had been practicing his client defense speeches. Relieved laughter filled the air as the delivery man realized it was just another late-night legal rehearsal.

3. One stormy afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Warren C. Dulski’s office and found the parking lot unusually empty. As he stepped out of the truck, he heard a faint voice whispering from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw Mr. Dulski talking animatedly to an empty chair. ‘And that’s why,’ the lawyer concluded dramatically, ‘you should always hire Warren C. Dulski!’ The delivery man laughed and knocked on the door. Inside, Mr. Dulski jumped, then sheepishly smiled and said, “Just practicing my closing arguments.”

4. One rainy evening, a delivery driver pulled up outside Warren C. Dulski’s office and saw an unusual sign on the door: ‘Lawyer On Vacation—All Cases Suspended Until Further Notice.’ Curious, the driver knocked on the door. Inside, he found Mr. Dulski lounging by the pool in Hawaii, sipping a cocktail and reading a book. 'Vacation's been extended indefinitely,' grinned Mr. Dulski, waving from afar.