About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Uche P.C., he noticed something odd: the neon sign above the entrance seemed to wink at him. Was it just his imagination, or did that sign move? Curious, he slowed down and peered closer—sure enough, the sign blinked twice more before going dark. The next morning, everyone in town was talking about it, but no one saw anything unusual when they checked again. Still, for weeks afterward, whenever anyone mentioned Uche P.C., someone would whisper, ‘Did you see its little light show last night?’
2. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Uche P.C., he heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he approached the door and caught a whiff of something strange—a faint scent of coffee mixed with… something else, almost like bacon? As he peered through the window, he saw a shadowy figure wearing a long black robe, holding what looked like a giant cup of espresso. The figure turned around, revealing its face—completely bald and sporting a huge grin, with two tiny horns poking out from behind its ears. Startled, the delivery guy burst into laughter: ‘Hey, Uche,’ he said, ‘you’re open late again!’
3. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Uche P.C., he overheard an old man muttering, ‘Finally, someone who knows their lawsuits!’ As he approached the door, the old man looked up and said with a twinkle in his eye: ‘And don’t forget to sign here!’ The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and thought to himself, ‘Next time I’ll know better than to deliver after dark.’
4. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Uche P.C., he saw an ominous sign glowing in the dark: ‘Lawyer On Duty — Cases Accepted Anytime.’ Curious, the driver decided to drop off his package anyway. Inside was just another boring contract. As he left, he heard a faint voice from inside: 'Case accepted—now go home and sleep!' Turning around, he noticed that the lights were off and no one was there. The next morning, everyone found out that Uche P.C. had closed down months ago.'