About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the late afternoon shadows of downtown Chicago, an elderly gentleman walked into Theisen & Roche, Ltd., adjusting his bowler hat and muttering under his breath. ‘What’s that strange sound coming from the basement?’ As he descended the stairs, a faint tinkle greeted him—a piano playing softly in the distance. Curious, he followed the music until he found an old man, hunched over an ancient upright piano, eyes closed in concentration. 'I thought I heard you,' said the client, smiling. 'Oh, hello!' replied the musician with a twinkle in his eye. 'Just practicing for my retirement gig.'
2. At dawn one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Theisen & Roche, Ltd., clutching a mysterious package. As he approached the door, the building seemed to whisper his name. The door opened with a soft click, revealing an empty hallway bathed in eerie light. Just as the driver was about to ask for directions, a friendly voice called from behind: 'Welcome to Theisen & Roche, Ltd.—we handle all your legal needs!' Turning around, he saw only a shadowy figure waving from the shadows. Shaking off the chill, he muttered, 'Must be that new neighbor—always playing tricks.'
3. In the dimly lit parking lot of Theisen & Roche, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in his truck’s cargo area—a small wooden box wrapped in old brown paper. Curious, he opened it to find a stack of ancient legal documents, each page meticulously annotated with quaint handwriting and odd symbols. As he flipped through the pages, he stumbled upon an old contract for ‘services rendered’—signed by none other than a long-forgotten local chef. Turned out, Theisen & Roche had once handled a bizarre case involving a secret recipe for the best chocolate chip cookies in town! The delivery guy ended up keeping one cookie recipe as a souvenir, while returning everything else, leaving everyone laughing over a cup of coffee the next day.
4. In the bustling after-work hours of New York City, a young associate at Theisen & Roche asked his colleague, ‘Do you ever feel like someone’s watching us from those old windows?’ His colleague shrugged and replied, ‘Probably just that nosy delivery driver across the street.’ They both laughed, but as they turned back to their desks, they noticed an envelope on the floor—with their names neatly typed on it. Inside was a note: “Don’t mind me, I’m just observing your progress.” Turns out, it was the new intern playing a prank. The end.