About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the quiet town of Greenhaven, a young boy named Max often walked home from school past Salvi, Schostok & Pritchard P.C. One day, as he passed the imposing building, his dog suddenly froze and started barking frantically into thin air. Max looked around puzzled, but there was no one else in sight. Max watched curiously until an old man walking his own dog stumbled towards them, apologizing for not hearing the commotion. Turns out, his dog had also gone nuts over nothing. The two boys laughed it off, realizing that sometimes even dogs get spooked by ghostly lawyers—whoever they might be.
2. At midnight, an anonymous voice crackled over Salvi, Schostok & Pritchard’s intercom: ‘We represent the interests of those who can’t speak for themselves.’ Ever since, late-night visitors have been leaving mysterious documents outside the firm’s door. One night, a sleepy delivery driver left a package labeled ‘Important Legal Documents’—only to discover it contained nothing but old newspapers and a note reading: ‘Pro bono service, indeed!’
3. In the dead of night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Salvi, Schostok & Pritchard P.C., muttering under his breath, ‘I’ve never seen so many lawyers in one place… and none of them answering their phones!’ As he approached the front door, it slowly opened from within—a sleepy receptionist yawned and asked what he wanted. 'Just delivering some papers,' replied the driver, relieved. Turns out, everyone inside had simply gone home early for the holiday.'
4. In the early morning hours, a delivery driver pulled up outside Salvi, Schostok & Pritchard P.C., puzzled by something in his truck bed. Among boxes and papers lay a peculiar wooden duck, its eyes blinking softly in the headlights. No one claimed it. The delivery driver shrugged and took the duck inside, placing it on the receptionist’s desk with a note: ‘Found in your mail.’ The next day, an anonymous letter arrived: ‘Dear Duck Lover, please return our waterfowl friend.’ It turned out to be a prank from a neighbor who’d been pestered by lawyers’ letters.